 So Ashleigh and Arden are the most retarded kids we know, and we shall tell
you why. Well, *I* shall tell you why, because Sam's on the phone at the moment.
So one day (today), Ashleigh, Arden, and Courtney all went to Sam's house
because she forced them to. Ashleigh and Arden were going through Sam's freezer (no, not fridge. Freezer.) and decided that
they wanted to make chicken fingers. And so they put those chicken fingers in the oven, and cook them they did. The four sat
at Sam's kitchen table as the chicken fingers were cooking, when Ashleigh discovered that something smelled fishy. LITERALLY.
She walked towards the oven, and said "guys...the chicken smells like fish". Arden and Courtney also decided that indeed the
chicken did smell of fish, and Sam just agreed, being too lazy to find out for herself. None of them really cared that much,
except for Ashleigh, who started freaking out and opened Sam's back door (that is in her kitchen), and warned us that in no
time at all the ENTIRE house will smell like fish. No one believed her, until it happened. In about 2 minutes the whole house
REEKED of fish, and Sam and Courtney had to stand outside...until they had to go INside to run upstairs and close all the
doors, as to save the bedrooms from also smelling of fish. Now we are used to the smell...but I'm sure it's still here.
The moral of this story? There isn't one. Arden and Ashleigh are just stupid.
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